Journalist and conspiracy theorist, who allegedly warned close friends and family to leave New York just before 9/11. Her erratic behaviour and delusions of being a deep-cover CIA agent led to her eventual detainment but was released in 2006, deemed unfit to stand trial due to paranoia and delusions of grandeur.

Though she denied involvement, MK discovered Susan was associated with the Markovian Parallax Denigrate, a collection of seemingly meaningless messages that clogged the UseNet web community in 1996. Her profile associated with one of the messages was found on the Fish and Tackle online community board, also used by Karl van Sant.